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AH HA HA HA HA!

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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

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CHOP 'EM TO THE LEFT!

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CHOP 'EM TO THE RIGHT!

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CHOP 'EM EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!

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FRIGHT, FRIGHT, FRIGHT!

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ALL RIGHT, CREEPS.
IT'S FOURTH AND GHOUL.

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THEY'RE PROBABLY EXPECTING
US TO RUN A GHOST PATTERN,

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SO LET'S RUN A
SCREAM PASS INSTEAD!

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YEE HEE HEE!

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OF COURSE, I COULD PULL
OUT A FEW OTHER SURPRISES

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FROM MY PLAYBOOK,
LIKE TONIGHT'S TALE.

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IT'S ABOUT A COUPLE OF BROTHERS

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WHO ARE PLANNING A LITTLE
HIGH SCARING OF THEIR OWN

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IN A NASTY BIT OF OFFENSE I CALL

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<i>PEOPLE WHO LIVE
IN BRASS HEARSES.</i>

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CLEAN UP AROUND HERE.

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AW, HELL.

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WHO DRANK ALL THE
HAWAIIAN PUNCH?

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I DON'T KNOW.

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SHIT.

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BUTTER?

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NO, THANKS.

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HEY, BILLY?

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DO YOU THINK THAT
FRANK AND JESSE JAMES

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EVER PLANNED A
WAREHOUSE ROBBERY?

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MAYBE.

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AN ICE CREAM WAREHOUSE,
BILLY, YOU THINK, MAYBE?

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NO, NOT AN ICE CREAM WAREHOUSE,

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LITTLE BROTHER.

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WE'RE STILL A LOT LIKE

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FRANK AND JESSE
JAMES, AIN'T WE, BILLY?

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YEAH, KINDA.

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NOW, SHUT UP. I'M WATCHING THIS.

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OF COURSE, FRANK AND
JESSE JAMES RODE HORSES

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AND WE DRIVE
AROUND IN AN IMPALA.

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BUT AN IMPALA IS
A KIND OF HORSE,

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RIGHT, BILLY? AIN'T IT?

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ARGH! ENOUGH OF
THIS JESSE JAMES SHIT!

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FORGET ABOUT HIM! HE'S A WUSSY!

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DID HE EVER DO 2 YEARS

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AT SAN QUENTIN
LIKE I DID, DID HE?

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NO, BILLY.

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OH. OH, SHIT, VIRG...

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YOU KNOW... YOU KNOW
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

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YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

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RIGHT?

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HEY, COME ON. COME ON, NOW.

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WHO'S YOUR BIG BROTHER, HUH?

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HUH?

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WHO'S ALWAYS LOOKING
OUT FOR YOU, HUH?

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YOU ARE, BILLY. YOU'RE THE BEST.

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HEE HEE HEE!
GODDAMN RIGHT, I AM!

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NOW, COME ON, WHAT'S
WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS

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ABOUT THE GIG TOMORROW?
YOU GETTING NERVOUS?

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NO, BILLY, I KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE
WE CAN'T AFFORD

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ANY FUCK-UPS, NOW, CAN WE?

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SURE CAN'T. THAT'D BE TROUBLE.

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THAT'D BE BIG TROUBLE.

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YEAH, BIG TROUBLE.

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SO LET'S GO OVER
IT ONE MORE TIME.

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WHO'S ON YOUR SHIFT?

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UH...

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TOM AND COOTER.

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ALL RIGHT.

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AND WHAT'S THE FIRST
THING YOU'RE GONNA DO

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WHEN YOU GET IN THERE?

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TELL OL' TOM TO GO
PICK UP A TRANSFER

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OVER AT 41 RIGHT AWAY.

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AND IF HE GIVES YOU ANY GRIEF?

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TELL HIM THAT THE CALL CAME DOWN

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FROM THE DISTRICT CENTER.

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AND THEN I'LL WAIT FOR
COOTER TO GO ON HIS BREAK,

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AND THEN... AND THEN, UM...

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UM...

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I UNLOCK THE DOOR, AND...

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NO! GOD...

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DISENGAGE THE FIRE ALARM,

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<i>THEN</i> YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR!

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YOU GOT IT? RIGHT.

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PLEASE, TELL ME YOU GOT IT.

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RIGHT. RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

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I'LL REMEMBER, BILLY. I PROMISE.

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I<i> PROMISE.</i>

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GOOD. LET'S HOPE SO.

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH OF THAT.

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NOW, GET YOUR SHIRT ON.

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THERE'S ONE THING I WANT TO DO

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BEFORE THE SHIT HITS
THE FAN TOMORROW.

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WHAT'S THAT, BILLY?

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EAT A LITTLE ICE CREAM.

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SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE,

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NO MATTER HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN AWAY.

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WE MEET AGAIN, MR. BYRD.

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PATIENCE, MY LITTLE FRIENDS!

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PATIENCE!

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REMEMBER, THERE'S A
METHOD TO MY MADNESS!

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Boy: OK!

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TA-DA!

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HEY, MR. BYRD, IT LOOKS LIKE

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ALL OUR FRIENDS WANT ICE CREAM!

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OF COURSE THEY DO, LITTLE WILLY.

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BUT WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST?

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BITE THE BIG ONE!

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OH! WELL, IF IT'S THE
BIG ONE DANNY WANTS,

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MR. BYRD, I'D RECOMMEND
ONE OF MY DELICIOUS

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FROSTY FREEZE FRUIT DRINKS!

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OH, THAT'S A GOOD
IDEA, LITTLE WILLY.

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THEY COME IN EIGHT
EXCITING FLAVORS.

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AND THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU, TOO.

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IN FACT, I THINK I'M
GOING TO HAVE ONE

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RIGHT NOW.

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WHY DON'T YOU TELL
THE BOYS AND GIRLS

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A LITTLE KNOCK-KNOCK
JOKE WHILE I ENJOY

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THIS FABULOUS NEW

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79-CENT DRINK SENSATION.

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OK, BOYS AND GIRLS!

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WHO WANTS TO HEAR
A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE?

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All: I DO!

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ALL RIGHT. KNOCK-KNOCK.

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WHO'S THERE?

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UH-OH.

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I SAID WHO'S THERE?

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, BYRD?

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DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
ONE OF YOUR OLD

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VENDOR BUDDIES?

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I USED TO DRIVE A
RIG JUST LIKE THIS.

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'COURSE, I LOOK A
LITTLE WORSE FOR WEAR.

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SEEING HOW I JUST SPENT

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THE LAST TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE

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ROTTING IN PRISON.

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BUT YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THAT.

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YOU PUT ME THERE.

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I REMEMBER, WILLIAM.

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YOU WERE TRIMMING YOUR PROFITS,

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SELLING YOUR
INVENTORY ON THE SIDE.

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YOU WERE STEALING.

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HURRY IT UP, BUTTHEAD.

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I WAS JUST KIDDIN'.

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HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, KIDS.

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I GOT WHAT I DESERVED.

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HEY, AND TO SHOW
YOU WHAT A SPORT I AM,

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I'LL EVEN TAKE SOMETHING TO GO.

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LET'S SEE...

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YOU GOT ANYTHING IN...

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BUTTER NUT?

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NOPE.

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BUTTER BRICKLE?

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NOPE.

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BUTTERMILK?

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NOPE.

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I DO HAVE BUTTERSCOTCH.

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FINE. MAKE IT TWO.

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CAN YOU BREAK THIS?

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CERTAINLY.

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I DO HOPE YOU DON'T HARBOR

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ANY HARD FEELINGS, WILLIAM.

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I MEAN...

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WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

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GEE. YOU'RE A SMART MAN, BYRD.

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I ONLY WISH I'D HAVE COME

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AND TALKED TO YOU SOONER.

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HEY, KID.

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EAT UP.

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WHAT IS IT?

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EEEW!

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LOSER.

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Kids: I DO! I DO!

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SURPRISE. HEY!

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THANKS.

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YOU'LL GET YOURS TOMORROW, BYRD.

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BILLY, HE'S JUST
AN OLD PUPPET MAN.

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I DON'T CARE IF HE
CAN PULL MONKEYS

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OUT OF HIS ASS WITH A HAIRPIN.

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I WANT PAYBACK!

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OH, SURE, BILLY.
ANYTHING YOU SAY.

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I MEAN, YOU DONE HARD TIME.

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DAMN.

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AW, HERE. HELL, HAVE MINE.

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GO ON, TAKE IT.

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I LOST MY TASTE FOR THE STUFF.

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Woman over P.A.: LOADING DOCK 4,

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THAT'S LESS THAN ONE HOUR.

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Woman: MR. VIRGIL!

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VIRGIL!

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VIRGIL?

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COOTER!

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DAMN IT, WHERE ARE
THEM 2 MONKEYS ANYWAY...

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OW! OH, GOD,

191
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WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.

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GO ON, BOTH OF YOU.

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WHERE WERE YOU?

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WORKING!

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GOOFING OFF IS MORE LIKE IT.

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I WAS ON MY BREAK!

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LISTEN, MISTER...

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THIS IS NOT A PLAYPEN
FOR BOYS IN SHORT PANTS.

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I AIN'T WEARIN' SHORT PANTS.

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CAN IT.

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NOW, "B" OLD BYRD
JUST PULLED IN.

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AND WHERE... WHERE
IS LITTLE TOM, HUH, HUH?

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HE SAID THAT HE
HAD TO GO OVER TO 41

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AND PICK UP A STOCK TRANSFER.

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WHAT? AND WHO AUTHORIZED THAT?

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DISTRICT SUPER.

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OH, GODDAMN IT!

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DAMN HIM.

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP THINGS

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RUNNING SMOOTHLY AROUND HERE

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WHEN ALL I'M LEFT
WITH IS YOU TWO,

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YOU... YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

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00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,222
HE SHOULD KNOW THAT MR. BYRD

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IS NOT A MAN WHO LIKES
TO BE KEPT WAITING.

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BEEN THAT WAY FOR 15 YEARS.

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WHEN MR. BYRD HAS
A SCHEDULED PICK-UP

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HE ARRIVES ON TIME,

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00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,004
AND HE EXPECTS THE
SAME COURTESY IN RETURN.

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THAT'S SOMETHING THAT WE CALL

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GOOD OLD-FASHIONED VALUES.

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YOU KNOW, YOU BOYS
COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO

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FROM MR. BYRD.

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GOD.

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OH, I THINK WE KNOW
ALL WE NEED TO KNOW

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ABOUT MR. BYRD.

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AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
BOYS AND GIRLS?

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HELL'S BELLS, BILLY!

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IS THAT YOU?

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COOTER, HOW YOU BEEN?

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GOOD DAY, MISS GRAFUNGAR.

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AND GOOD DAY TO YOU, MR. BYRD.

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I'LL HAVE YOUR ORDER READY
IN A JIFFY, BUT BEAR WITH ME.

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I'M A MAN SHORT TODAY.

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OH, OH, NO PROBLEM.

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SO, MR. BYRD. ARE WE
GONNA HAVE THE PLEASURE

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OF SEEING YOU AT THE
VENDOR AWARDS THIS YEAR?

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OH, UH...

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THIS YEAR...

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OH, I'M AFRAID NOT,
MISS GRAFUNGAR.

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WELL, IT SURE WOULD BE A WELCOME
CHANGE TO SEE YOU THERE IN PERSON.

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00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,471
IT'S FUNNY, BUT, AHEM,

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I JUST PURCHASED A
LAVENDER PANTS SUIT.

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AND IT WOULD LOOK MIGHTY SNAZZY

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NEXT TO A FINE
GENTLEMAN LIKE YOURSELF.

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I'M SORRY, MISS GRAFUNGAR,

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BUT I'M NOT MUCH FOR
SUCH FRIVOLOUS FUNCTIONS.

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OH, ME NEITHER. LET'S
SAY WE JUST BLOW IT OFF

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00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,658
AND HAVE A NICE, QUIET
DINNER ALONE TOGETHER.

249
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:40,363
OH, YOU KNOW, I MAKE THE BEST
POTATO CHIP AND GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE

250
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,531
YOU EVER TASTED...

251
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:45,534
UH, AH, I'M SORRY... I'M SORRY.

252
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,292
FINE.

253
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,907
I'M NOT UPSETTING YOU, AM I?

254
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,864
I SAID FINE!

255
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,746
THAT'LL BE $156.

256
00:13:56,770 --> 00:13:57,880
156?

257
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,816
YES, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

258
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,217
AND HERE WE GO.

259
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,085
NOW YOU GET IT?

260
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,720
NOW YOU SEE WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?

261
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,655
WE GET HIM IN HERE WHEN
NOBODY'S GONNA SEE US,

262
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,823
AND THEN WE DO THE DIRTY DEED.

263
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,159
IT'S AN EXTRA 500 IN CASH, EASY.

264
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,862
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BREAK
COOTER'S NOSE, BILLY.

265
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,230
VIRGIL, THE GUY'S AN
IDIOT. FORGET ABOUT HIM...

266
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:16,265
NOM HE'S NOT. HE'S
SMART, BILLY. HE REALLY IS.

267
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,967
LIKE ONE TIME HE ASKED
ME WHO'D WIN IN A FIGHT,

268
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:20,202
DARTH VADER, ROBOCOP
OR THE MUNSTERS,

269
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,603
AND I THOUGHT DARTH
VADER WOULD WIN,

270
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,538
BUT COOTER, HE'D DONE LIKE A
WHOLE BUNCH OF RESEARCH...

271
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,074
WILL YOU SHUT UP?!

272
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,198
FUCK, YOU'RE AS STUPID AS HE IS!

273
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,169
OH, SHIT. VIRGIL!

274
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,517
VIRGIL, COME ON.
DON'T DO THIS TO ME.

275
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,587
ALL RIGHT, WHEN GRAFUNGAR
WALKS BACK TO HER OFFICE,

276
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,790
BYRD'S IN THERE, WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO?

277
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,457
OH, SHIT!

278
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,093
VIRGIL!

279
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,196
YOU'RE GONNA WAIT TILL
SHE POPS THAT SAFE OPEN,

280
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,898
THEN YOU'RE GONNA
STEP IN BEHIND HER, RIGHT?

281
00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,133
RIGHT? THEN YOU'RE
GONNA KEEP HER THERE

282
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:54,303
NICE AND QUITE WHILE I TAKE
CARE OF BYRD, YOU GOT IT?

283
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,906
VIRGIL, PLEASE, WE DON'T HAVE
TIME FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

284
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:57,907
I NEED YOU ON THIS ONE!

285
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,441
NO, YOU DON'T.

286
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,709
COME ON, YES, I DO!

287
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,244
NO, YOU DON'T, YOU
DON'T... WE'RE A TEAM!

288
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,046
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE
ME. YEAH, I DO LIKE YOU!

289
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,480
YOU'RE ALWAYS YELLING AT ME,

290
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:06,916
AND YOU'RE HITTING
ME AND STUFF...

291
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,580
NO, YOU'VE GOT THAT ALL
WRONG, BABY BROTHER.

292
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,555
DON'T YOU GET IT? DON'T YOU SEE?

293
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,258
IT'S NOT ME. IT'S THEM!

294
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,692
WHO?

295
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,060
THEM, EVERYBODY.

296
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,130
EVERYBODY OUT THERE SAYING
THE DeLUCA BROTHERS ARE SHIT.

297
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,733
SCREW 'EM! THEY'RE
GARBAGE! THEY'RE SCUM!

298
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,933
WHO'S SAYING THAT?

299
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,036
EVERYBODY, VIRGIL. EVERYBODY.

300
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,939
NO. YEAH, OH, YEAH.

301
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,241
COPS, BANKERS, LAWYERS.

302
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,844
EVEN GRAFUNGAR.

303
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:36,345
VIRGIL!

304
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,612
I'M RUNNING A BIT LATE.

305
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:38,780
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

306
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:39,949
HOLD YOUR HORSES!

307
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,117
LAZY JERK, CAN'T EVEN
LOAD HIS OWN TRUCK.

308
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,620
WHY SHOULD THAT CHANGE?
BEEN THAT WAY FOR 15 YEARS!

309
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,156
VIRGIL!

310
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,058
I HATE HER.

311
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:51,193
SO DO I, BRO.

312
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,828
BUT WE'RE OUTNUMBERED.

313
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,254
YOU AND ME IS ALL
EACH OTHER'S GOT.

314
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,635
I'M GONNA HURT HER, BILLY.

315
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,071
I'M GONNA HURT HER FOR
YOU. THAT'LL SHOW 'EM.

316
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,172
NO, NO, NO, NO.

317
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,041
YOU JUST FOLLOW THE PLAN.

318
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,810
YEAH, BUT I WANT TO. I
WANNA HURT HER, BILLY.

319
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,411
OK, DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO,

320
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,547
GIVE HER A TITTY-TWISTER, TOO.

321
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,882
BUT USE YOUR HEAD.

322
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,918
OK, BILLY. OK, SURE.

323
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,653
VIRGIL?

324
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,854
VIR-R-R-R-GIL!

325
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,278
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, GO, GO!

326
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,028
VIR-R-R-R-GIL!

327
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:27,930
VIRGIL!

328
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,064
WELL, THERE YOU ARE.

329
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,100
STUMBLING AROUND
LIKE YOU HAVEN'T GOT

330
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,434
A BRAIN IN YOUR HEAD.

331
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,769
GO GET COOTER AND THE TWO
OF YOU LOAD BYRD'S TRUCK.

332
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,238
HURRY UP!

333
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,641
THAT JERK'S GOT
A STICK UP HIS ASS

334
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,365
ABOUT PROMPT
ATTENTION. SON OF A BITCH.

335
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,484
AAH!

336
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,688
HAVEN'T YOU EVER
HEARD OF KNOCKING?

337
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:57,026
OH, WIPE THAT STUPID
SMILE OFF YOUR FACE.

338
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,862
YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH?

339
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,164
YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
HAVE BEEN CRIPPLED

340
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,666
FOR FALLS LESS THAN THAT!

341
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,469
BILLY SAYS I GOTTA
KEEP YOU HERE.

342
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,405
YEAH, WHAT'S HE GOT
TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

343
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,094
STUPID IDIOT.

344
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:16,433
HOPE YOUR SLIME-BALL
BROTHER ROTS IN PRISON.

345
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,858
LET'S HAVE SOME
SERVICE OUT HERE!

346
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,126
HOP TO IT, PEOPLE!

347
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,262
MISS GRAFUNGAR!

348
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,520
COME ON. GET OUT OF THE TRUCK.

349
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,968
SHIT!

350
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,438
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHERE'S GRAFUNGAR?

351
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,307
BILLY, I DID LIKE YOU SAID.

352
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,563
MISS GRAFUNGAR!

353
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,380
TELL ME WHAT YOU DID.

354
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,804
TELL ME WHAT YOU DID EXACTLY!

355
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:58,721
BILLY...

356
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,293
AW, BILLY. I'M SORRY.

357
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,328
I'M SORRY, BILLY,
I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

358
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:07,352
AHHH!

359
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,024
MISS GRAFUNGAR!

360
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,194
STAY HERE!

361
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:04,053
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

362
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,184
ENOUGH OF THIS.

363
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:22,926
NO!

364
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,343
SHIT!

365
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,512
HEY, BILLY, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO NOW?

366
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:33,349
LIFE WITHOUT PAROLE.

367
00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,440
COME ON, LET'S GET
THAT SAFE! MOVE IT!

368
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,655
NO.

369
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,591
NO...

370
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,792
NO.

371
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:46,083
OH, NO! SHE CLOSED THE SAFE!

372
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,600
PLEASE TELL ME YOU
TOOK THE MONEY OUT.

373
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,502
NO, I DIDN'T TAKE IT OUT, BILLY.

374
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,406
YOU SAID YOU'D DO
IT, THAT'S THE PLAN.

375
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:03,045
FREAKING MURDER ONE
AND WE DIDN'T GET SHIT.

376
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,981
BILLY, WHAT ABOUT
THE PUPPET MAN?

377
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,949
HE STILL GOT MONEY, DON'T HE?

378
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,208
YOU SAID HE HAD 500 BUCKS, EASY.

379
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,323
YEAH.

380
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,347
THE PUPPET MAN.

381
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,919
Billy: SHH, SHUT UP!

382
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,643
Virgil: I WASN'T TALKING.

383
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,059
HANDS WHERE WE
CAN SEE 'EM, BYRD.

384
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,593
WE WANT IT ALL,

385
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,562
AND WE DON'T MEAN 31 FLAVORS.

386
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,596
YEAH!

387
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,833
NO, NO. PLEASE. SPARE ME.

388
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,835
IT WASN'T MY IDEA TO REPORT YOU.

389
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,369
I TRIED TO TALK 'EM...

390
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,705
FREEZE! ENOUGH
OF THIS CRAZY SHIT.

391
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,641
SHOW 'EM, VIRG.

392
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,176
SHOW 'EM WE GOT WAYS
OF MAKING HIM TALK.

393
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,467
RIGHT, BILLY.

394
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,385
YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT.

395
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,319
OH...

396
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,788
HE WOULDN'T TELL US

397
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,290
WHERE THE MONEY WAS, WOULD HE?

398
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,013
HEE HEE!

399
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,162
IS HE GONNA TELL US NOW?

400
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,030
HUH? IS HE?

401
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,499
IS HE?

402
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,434
YOU FUCKIN' RETARD!

403
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,637
AW, SHIT!

404
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,439
JUST FIND THE MONEY! OK?

405
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,575
YOU CHECK THE BEDROOM!

406
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:42,478
AW. I'LL SEARCH THE
REST OF THE HOUSE.

407
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,335
DO IT!!!

408
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,303
OH, SHIT!

409
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:33,761
ICE CREAM.

410
00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:35,519
HOW FUCKIN' ORIGINAL.

411
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:47,542
VIRGIL! GET IN HERE!

412
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,378
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!

413
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,734
VIRGIL!

414
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:54,549
WHOO HOO HOO!

415
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,574
HEY, VIRGIL!

416
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:14,269
YOU JUST COULDN'T LEAVE
WELL ENOUGH ALONE, COULD YOU?

417
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,938
NO! YOU'RE DEAD!

418
00:23:16,962 --> 00:23:17,973
I WARNED YOU.

419
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,843
VIRGIL! VIRGIL!

420
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:29,885
NO! NO! OH, VIRGIL!

421
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:33,088
NOW IT'S JUST YOU
AND ME, WILLIAM.

422
00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,345
IT AIN'T OVER YET.

423
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,795
IT'S PAYBACK TIME!

424
00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,363
NO. NO!

425
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,165
YES, YES.

426
00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,799
THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?

427
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:47,603
I BET YOU AND YOUR
BROTHER WERE REAL CLOSE.

428
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,671
FUCK YOU!

429
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,639
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT MY BROTHER,

430
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,075
WE WERE CLOSE, TOO...

431
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,376
TILL HE DIED.

432
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,880
IN FACT, WE'RE STILL CLOSE.

433
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,482
LOOK HOW CLOSE.

434
00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,352
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

435
00:24:03,376 --> 00:24:05,854
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

436
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:06,955
AAAAAH!

437
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,557
GOD, NO!

438
00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:13,762
BROTHERHOOD'S KINDA
LIKE A BOND, ISN'T IT?

439
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:17,165
THE KIND THAT YOU CAN'T
EASILY WALK AWAY FROM.

440
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,622
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

441
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:21,869
BROTHER EARL...

442
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:24,606
HE WASN'T QUITE A
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY.

443
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,676
BUT WHEN HE WAS DOING
LITTLE WILLY'S VOICE,

444
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,844
HE WAS ONE HELL OF
AN ICE CREAM SALESMAN!

445
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:31,167
HEH HEH HEH.

446
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,151
I'M REALLY GONNA MISS HIM.

447
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,987
GO TO HELL, YOU FREAK!

448
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:41,144
YOU'RE FIRST.

449
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,115
AAAGH!

450
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,975
YO, BYRD. YOUR ICE CREAM SUCKS!

451
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,800
HEY, KID, BLOW ME.

452
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:07,716
AND YOU SMELL, TOO.

453
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,858
YOU HEAR THAT, EARL?

454
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,926
THE KID SAYS WE SUCK!

455
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,562
YEAH, RIGHT, YEAH,
RIGHT, YEAH, RIGHT.

456
00:25:20,586 --> 00:25:23,620
AND WE SMELL.

457
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:27,457
GO FIGURE.

458
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:41,250
SHAME ABOUT BILLY AND VIRGIL.

459
00:25:41,274 --> 00:25:43,518
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THEY SAY, KIDDIES...

460
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,553
2 DEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE!

461
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:50,926
AND AS FOR BYRD, HE STAYED
IN THE ICE CREAM BUSINESS,

462
00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,228
AND DID VERY WELL.

463
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,563
EVERYONE LOVES BEN AND SCARY'S.

464
00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:01,870
WELL, I GOTTA GET
BACK TO MY PRACTICE.

465
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:05,207
NEXT WEEK, WE'RE PLAYING
THE WASHINGTON DREADSKINS.

466
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,775
45...

467
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,644
22...

468
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:09,978
33...

469
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:11,847
HUT! HUT! HUT!

470
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,582
YOU IDIOT!

471
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:16,150
I DIDN'T CALL FOR A "HAND-OFF."

472
00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:27,429
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473
00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:30,453
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